Toast Of London

January 2016

S1 Ep6 - Bonus Ball

Expired 3.0 74 x
Bonus Ball - After losing 20,000 pounds to Andrew Lloyd Webber in a celebrity poker game, Toast finds himself being hunted by musical superstar and part-time theatre-land enforcer, Michael Ball. Needing cash quick, a desperate Toast agrees to dub some gay art house porn. When his nemesis, Ray Purchase catches him in bed with his wife, Toast is caught up in a life or death showdown with both Purchase and Ball on the stage of his appalling play. Meanwhile, his agent Jane Plough thinks he may have...

S1 Ep5 - End

Expired 4.3 88 x
End - Toast is tired of doing crummy voiceovers and appearing every night in his terrible play. With the help of new agent, Brooke Hooberman, he tries his hand at a new career; an author of erotic literature. He also finds himself a glamorous new lady friend, Kate Khan, who would be perfect if she didn't have her deaf, dumb and blind aunt constantly in tow. Guest starring Carol Cleveland. (Ep.5) (From the UK) (Comedy Series) MA(S)
December 2015

S1 Ep4 - Submission

Expired 3.0 77 x
Submission - Toast’s new girlfriend, the aristocratic Portia de Coogan thinks it’s about time Toast met her father Lord Fotheringham. To make the best impression, it’s vital Toast works on his sense of humour. Seeing as he doesn’t have one, this may prove a challenge. Professionally, some voice over work for the Royal Navy leads to a terrifying visit to the launch of their latest submarine – The Penetrator. Guest starring Terence Harvey, Lisa Jackson, Rufus Jones and Adrian Lukis. (S.1,Ep.4) (F...

S1 Ep3 - Vanity Project

Expired 3.0 80 x
Vanity Project - Caught in the middle of an acrimonious and expensive divorce Toast needs to find a lot of cash, fast. Given two potential solutions, a starring role in a new feature film being made by a rich Arab billionaire or a laxative ad, he plumps for the former, despite the protestations of his agent Jane Plough. But given the content of the movie, has Toast made the right decision? Guest starring Amanda Donohoe and Stanley Townsend. (From the UK) (Comedy Series) MA(L)

S1 Ep2 - Afternoon Tea

Expired 3.0 99 x
Afternoon Tea - Toast’s excitement at winning a part in a new play is tempered by two facts. One, his nemesis Ray Purchase is also in it. Two, there’s a rumour his director, Acker Herron, has a history of murdering difficult actors. Romantically, Toast has to choose between his old RADA contemporary, the fun loving and beautiful Greta Cargo, and a prostitute. Guest starring Harry Peacock and Geoff McGivern. (From the UK) (Comedy Series) M (S, L)

S1 Ep1 - Addictive Personality

Expired 2.5 193 x
Addictive Personality - This new British comedy series follows Steven Toast, an eccentric middle-aged actor with a chequered past who spends more time dealing with his problems off stage than performing on it. In the premiere episode, things seem to be looking up for Steven. Not only has he won a Best Actor Award, but he's also getting more than a bit of attention from the ladies, mysterious journalist Susan Random and the beautiful Jemima Gina. But Toast's agent Jane Plough's lack of computer ...
May 2015

S2 Ep6 - Fool In Love

Expired 3.5 80 x
Fool in Love - An old flame of Toast’s, Lorna Wynde, turns up in London. He hasn’t seen her since they starred in an American soap opera in the 80s. It ended badly; Toast, broken-hearted, ‘shat himself in Oddbins’. (S.2,Ep.6) (From the UK) (Comedy Series) M(S,V,L)

S2 Ep5 - Buried Alive

Expired 3.0 58 x
Buried Alive - Toast learns his new employer, Stirling Porrich, is dating his ex-wife. But his attempts to break up the relationship are hampered when he’s accidently buried alive while making a Hollywood movie. (S.2,Ep.5) (From the UK) (Comedy Series) MA(D,L)

S2 Ep4 - High Winds Actor

Expired 3.0 52 x
High Winds Actor - Toast is the second best actor at performing in high winds or under landing helicopters. When the number one dies in a high wind accident, Toast has a chance to make his fortune. Meanwhile, Toast’s agent discovers she’s pregnant. (S.2,Ep.4) (From the UK) (Comedy Series) MA(S)
April 2015

S2 Ep3 - The Moose Trap

Expired 3.0 55 x
Buried Alive - When Jane promises Toast a major role in a big budget movie to be shot in Britain, he is hugely excited. But when his American superstar co-star, Max Gland, has an accident on set, Toast finds that his own role, playing a villainous rival, has terrifying consequences. Meanwhile, Toast’s ex-wife, Ellen, has become engaged to Stirling Porrich, a wealthy Devon crisp manufacturer. Toast is determined to stop the wedding at all costs. (S.2,Ep.3) (From the UK) (Comedy Series) M(L)