Pirate Express
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When LaPoutine is caught stealing from Poseidon, Gordon is sure he finally has the upper hand and can send him and the rest of the Pirates back to the bottle.
Newt and LaPoutine accidentally swap bodies after being struck by Zeus’ lightening bolts right before family portrait day. Newt and the Crew are forced to babysit Hades' giant three-headed guard-dog Cerberus.
The Pirates start a pirate cruise holiday experience in order to loot their guests. Newt and the Crew get trapped on the cursed Flying Dutchman ship.
Newt and the Pirates pose as plumbers to rescue Spewey from the Underworld. Newt turns matchmaker when Burt reveals he thinks he has a crush on a mermaid.
May 2016
Newt hooks up with some famous bad boy celebrity pirates and the Pirate Express crew are left out. Newt and the Crew set out to rescue Marie-Celeste from the evil clutches of Skulldidgery.
LaPoutine steals the God of Time’s time travelling scythe in order to change history and the captaincy of the Pirate Express. Newt and the pirates seek a cure for Armando after the monstrous Medusa turns him to stone.
Newt hooks up with some famous bad boy celebrity pirates and the Pirate Express crew are left out. Newt and the Crew set out to rescue Marie-Celeste from the evil clutches of Skulldidgery.
Spewey is pushed out of the crew by LaPoutine’s new pet parrot and Newt and the Pirates rescue a wooden boy who then tries to steal their masthead Nelly.
Newt has to pass his “drivers” test or risk losing control of the Pirate Express. Newt and the Pirates are sent to retrieve a part-seahorse part-unicorn to help Poseidon win a “Beast in Show” competition.
Newt has to pass his “drivers” test or risk losing control of the Pirate Express. Newt and the Pirates are sent to retrieve a part-seahorse part-unicorn to help Poseidon win a “Beast in Show” competition.
Spewey is pushed out of the crew by LaPoutine’s new pet parrot and Newt and the Pirates rescue a wooden boy who then tries to steal their masthead Nelly.
LaPoutine’s elaborate ruse to reclaim an old treasure gets him stuck in the Pirate Hospital. Newt and the Pirates are pitted against Zeus’ terrifying beasts at a Gods sports day.
September 2015 23:43
23:43Davy Jones pursues Newt and the Crew to get back his stolen locker key and Newt and the Crew rescue Burt after a dragon captures him to use as his thumb.
23:43Newt is transported into an opposite world whilst his opposite arrives in Atlantis and Newt and the Crew must replace Poseidon's magical bath milk or he will become powerless!
23:43Spewey faces off with his childhood nemesis to determine the future Emperor of the Penguins and Newt takes the Crew gift shopping for the first time in 300 years.
23:43Newt and the Crew fight over an adorable baby orphan kraken and Newt regrets firing Booli but struggles to get him back after Poseidon hires him as his new chef.
August 2015 24:13
24:13Zeus's spoiled daughter decides she wants LaPoutine as her new pet. Renowned actor Johnnie Bermuda joins the Crew to prepare for his upcoming role.
24:13Esteban ruins the wedding of Newt's brother when he steals the brides' heart. Newt and the Crew compete in a pirate reality TV game show.
24:13Newt and the Crew are stranded when the god of wind takes a holiday. Newt and the Pirates must recover Poseidon's lost pet Leviathan from a beach resort.
24:13Newt and the Crew ferry Ted the Cyclops and his brutish twin daughters to Poseidon's party. Esteban has a crisis of confidence when he gets a pimple.