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Last broadcast:22/08/2026 at 21:14
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34:00
Saturday Rub

Former Western Bulldogs star Simon Beasley calls in after Bill was mistaken for him recently. Damo provides an update on the Swans and we chat with the Brisbane Lions' Sam Draper after a big win over Collingwood.

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August 2026
35:00

Round 23

We're joined by Dion Prestia before his Richmond farewell game and Jordan Clark has given us the loosest interview in Saturday Rub history, but not before Bernie reveals the stitch up we played on Billy during the week!
56:00

Round 22

Andrew Dillon is in the box as he faces questions about Geelong's concussion waiver. We're joined by Harry Sharp for a laugh and Billy's shocking horses are in the gun.
36:00

Round 21

We’re scattered around the country with JB in Perth after calling the Dockers and Dogs last night! Bernie’s in the gun and he fires back at Billy in nuff, while we cram the quiz into the show themed around the census! Healthy Feedback For Merman Bernie, Bill Gets Nuffed & Census Quiz
July 2026
32:00

Round 20

Billy’s back in the gun after an article in Women’s Weekly surfaced and his ‘Hear Ye, Hear Ye’ ad for Kryal Castle was uncovered! But not before we get to the bottom of his actions in the committee room last night. Damo’s pumping up his man Murphy Reid and Bernie’s got a good helping of nuff to finish it off.

Round 19

Billy faces the music after he did a dim sim cashie at quarter time during the Cats game! Mark Ricciuto is in the box to review the Crows' big win in Sydney, and Tex Walker joins us for approximately two minutes before dropping the magic!

Round 18

JB is back and it’s a massive edition of the Saturday Rub. There are two weeks worth of nuff to get through, but not before Billy’s new dog poo ad is smashed! JB returns fire on the Chief and Issie lifts the lid on his miss after the siren against the Cats! Port Adelaide skipper Connor Rozee also joins us for a laugh.

Round 17

There's a raft of changes for the Saturday Rub headlined by BT joining the team for the first time since the 2020 Grand Final! He has some feedback for JB, Bill, Bern and Damo, and his nephew Jame Rowbottom joins to tell us some of his favourite Bristle stories.
June 2026

Round 16

Some unbelievable audio of Billy in the early days of his playing career has been uncovered and it's completely derailed the Saturday Rub! Bernie's nuff has JB in the crosshairs and we're across three states!

Round 15

Saverio Rocca joins the boys as we award him with a retrospective Anzac Day medal he never received! Billy's cashies are in the gun, we have an update on Tony Modra's health and JB was spotted at State of Origin on Wednesday night...

Round 14

We're at the Triple MCG ahead of the Dees and Dons clash with the Cash Cow crashing in to put the Channel 7 pin on Damo! Max Gawn joins us on the boundary line and Bernie has got Chris Fagan in the gun for Nuff!

Round 13

The Saturday Rub is joined by exciting Dog Arty Jones but not before we get to the bottom of why Bill is in Adelaide alongside Bern! There's a healthy dose of Nuff and JB is annointing the inaugural Saturday Rub 'Instagram Wanker'.

Round 2

JB, Billy and Damo are at the Triple MCG ahead of the Tigers and Crows clash while Bernie is offering up a massive nuff from Adelaide! The family has sent in a couple emails that need addressing, we unearth some wanker behaviour from Brownless and he gives us an epic story on his fat camp under Malcolm Blight.
May 2026

Opening Round

The Saturday Rub is back in 2026 and we're all over the bloody joint! JB & Billy are up in the Gold Coast after the SUNS dismantled Geelong on Friday night. Bernie is a premiership player with the Crows T20 side in Adelaide & Damo brought us all the latest from Carlton's big loss to open the season.

Round 1

The Saturday Rub is live from Marvel Stadium with AFL CEO Andrew Dillon joining the boys to chat through all the big issues. Billy has JB lined up after introducing rapper Swae Lee on Sunday, and Bernie's uncovered a horror ad Bill has done in Geelong!

Round 10

It's a chaotic Saturday Rub between three states as Bernie delivers the biggest nuff of the year and Billy learns to get out!

Round 12

Damo's pumped to finally be featured on Channel 7 as Billy welcomes in the 7plus audience! Bernie ruffles some feathers with nuff and we get to the contentious call in Carlton's thrilling four-point win over Geelong on Thursday night

Round 3

The Saturday Rub is coming to you from 8am in the west, so we're back to Fat In The Morning! JB's got some mail on a huge media stoush before Damo drops news that he's been given seven minutes at an SCA function in Sydney!

Round 4

Issie is in for Bern and the Saturday Rub is live from the studio with some mail on a commentator who didn't pay up and Billy's latest cashie. There's footy news to be had including North's win, Clarko's passion and the Pies' ageing veterans before Issie's nuff lines up Joey Montagna!

Round 5

James Brayshaw, Billy Brownless, Bernie Vince and Damian Barrett collect their thoughts after a large Friday night at Gauchos and Bespoke, with a fair few members of the Triple M Footy team worse for wear...
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